By: Pollomacho
What's happening on the 4th of January? There's a really super awesome ski resort opening in Taos, New Mexico.
View ArticleBy: dejah420
I'd tell you Matt...but, well...we're keeping it a secret from those silly people what use European notation. Heh.
View ArticleBy: mattoxic
I too am going to move forward with the belief that this is a 4/1 joke, and not a real site, with real people selling real products to nitwits in order to torture babies. What's happening on the 4th of...
View ArticleBy: dejah420
I too am going to move forward with the belief that this is a 4/1 joke, and not a real site, with real people selling real products to nitwits in order to torture babies.
View ArticleBy: Burhanistan
Its a detail, right Burkistan? Burbisistan? Fred? I can't tell if you're being facetious, but I wasn't. A baby is a baby and will manifest sexuality in good time without needing external identifiers...
View ArticleBy: palmcorder_yajna
My biggest problem with this is the edibility factor. Wearing one of these wee wiggies WILL bug the average baby to death; the kid WILL manage to remove it, after which the thing WILL be summarily...
View ArticleBy: Ogre Lawless
Who cares if someone confuses the sex of a baby. It's a baby. Its a detail, right Burkistan? Burbisistan? Fred?
View ArticleBy: Burhanistan
Who cares if someone confuses the sex of a baby. It's a baby. Be glad the reproductive bits seem healthy and leave the gender issues out of it until they're old enough to differentiate without a second...
View ArticleBy: availablelight
If this stops just one parent from allowing the use of a piercing gun on the earlobes of a FREAKING INFANT in order to visibly gender them to strangers, I'm all for it.
View ArticleBy: msconduct
a few years back i went to an estate sale & found a big old plastic bag of baby doll parts: faces, hands, feet, & heads. it was a dollar. only a dollar! i snatched it up & took it to the...
View ArticleBy: onhazier
Hey, Secret Life of Gravy, you could take a fuzzy swatch of material, a faux pelt if you will, and some spirit gum to give the dear child instant furry pits. Do it to him while he sleeps and *poof*...
View ArticleBy: Secret Life of Gravy
Yes. Goood. Fine. But my 11 year old doesn't have any armpit hair yet and he is starting to doubt his masculinity. He sees his daddy's thick, bushy armpit hair and it makes him sad. We both told him,...
View ArticleBy: 1f2frfbf
Calvin: You know how old people always write letters to Dear Abby, complaining that their kids never write, call or visit? Those letters really crack me up.
View ArticleBy: Bango Skank
I'm just going to go ahead and assume this is an April Fool's Day thing regardless of evidence to the contrary. That way I can leave the napalm safely stowed away for another day.
View ArticleBy: Jody Tresidder
Was it Dorothy Parker - or one of the Mitfords - who referred acidly to someone's baby as "a bawling orange in a black wig"?
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